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Close Encounters of the Podcast Kind
CEOTPK is an independent comedy-horror-sci-fi variety show about aliens, conspiracies, cryptids, and current events! // ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING // Hosted by Nick, an irate and upcoming UFOlogist with a mission to reveal The Truth, and Tasker, a skeptical nerd trying to keep the show from being canceled. /// JOIN OUR OFFICIAL DISCORD: https://discord.com/b6CT5MX /// FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/ceotpk ///
Episodes
110 episodes
Kickback Episode: Hiatus Announcement, Breaking Kayfabe and The Indefinite Farewell
We are going on indefinite hiatus and this is the last episode for a while or something! Thank you for the 21,700 listens and for sticking by us for over 100 episodes! FBI NOTICE: The source file of this episode and all before hav...
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Episode 102: Alien Religion - The Cosmic Law of One
It's known that humans can't get into the Galactic Federation of Light, but this religion from the stars might be the first step toward boosting our vibrations enough to ascend past our primitive status among greater species!
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Kickback Episode: Male Sex Toys, Mutual UFO Network Update, and Urine Curing COVID-19
At this point, we might just start a sex-positive podcast because of how often we talk about R18 things! Fun updates as we ATTEMPT to get back into space subjects!
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Episode 101: Bigfoot Part II - The Patterson-Gimlin Film, Evidence, and Explanations
The eerie conclusion to the unanswered questions and speculations about Bigfoot! We go over the most famous cases and argue about if the evidence are hoaxes or not, as well as possible explanations for the creature!
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Kickback Episode: Nick Reviews Matrix Resurrections, Death of Elvis and Post-Christmas Clarity
It's Winter Break! Nick and Tasker take it easier than usual on their allotted vacation-recording and talk about their disappointments, triumphs, and successes in surviving the holiday season!
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Episode 100: Bigfoot Part I - Introduction to Goin' Squatchin'
The wait is finally over for us to cover one of the most famous, elusive, and perplexing mysteries of the cryptozoological world! We go over the biology, behavior, and the basics of what the world knows so far of the Bigfoot species!
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Kickback Episode: Sonic, Nicotine, and Hard Limits At An Orgy
As we gear up for our 100th main series episode, we take a minute to reflect on what's important in life, such as what kinks are unreasonable, opinions on video game movie adaptations, and the proper amount of cheese to put on food!
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Episode 99: Jeffrey Dahmer Part IV - Trial, Imprisonment and Death
The actual-for-sure-last-episode where prosecutors piece together gruesome details, find out what was wrong, and a look into how Dahmer faired in his final days in prison!
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Kickback Episode: Omicron Variant, Quantum Finance and Hypersonic Missiles
We got harrowing news, fear-mongering, one weekly Elvis fact and holiday shopping advice that you do NOT want to miss!
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Episode 98: Jeffrey Dahmer Part III: Head-Drilling, Final Murders and Arrest
Dahmer solidifies his place in history with the atrocities he performs as he completely slips away from reality and into an endless void of nightmares!
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Kickback Episode: Anime Porn, Spicy Goat Curry and Reddit Murder Survivors
It's a mild fall afternoon and we're ready to make some hot takes to warm up! Tasker ups his social credit score and Nick gets some IT help! Bing Chilling!
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Episode 97: Jeffrey Dahmer Part II - Murder City and The Downward Spiral
Things are gonna get a whole lot worse as Dahmer begins to loosen up on his urges to kill and begins developing into one of the world's most infamous serial killers!
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Kickback Episode: Spooky Scary Halloween, Movies and More
We don't have time like we used to, so now here's a short relaxed episode to fill the void just in time for Halloween!
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Episode 96: Jeffrey Dahmer Part I - Early Life and First Kill
What better way to celebrate Halloween than with serial murder? In a CEOTPK first, we jump into the true crime story of Jeffrey Dahmer, the famed serial killer best known for eating his victims and his odd openness about his history!
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Episode 95: Missing 411 - Mysterious Disappearances
Every hiker's nightmare is ending up on the Missing 411 list, so pack your compass and charge your phone and pray you never end up like the people we have in these stories!
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Episode 94: Phobias
Confront your fears! Or deal with them in a healthy and reasonable manner! We list off and discuss various popular phobias that plague mankind for the Halloween spooky season!
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Episode 93: Ancient Torture Methods
Get ready to cringe and wince as we go over the most brutal and inhumane ways to ruin or end the lives of our fellow man in our first gore-tacular episode for the October season!
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Episode 92: The Michigan Dogman
The horror of seeing a man's body with a dog's face charging at you in the middle of the mid-west night comes alive! We go into the local phenomena of a creature messed up enough to cause car accidents and complete paranoia!
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Episode 91: Modern Vampires and the Vampire Subculture
Graveyard specters, cinematic legends, and the sanguinarians that drink blood in real life! Time to kick off the spooky month early with the long-awaited sequel to Historical Vampires!
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Episode 90: More Tales From Nick's Hawaiian Vacation
SCPs hand-picked by Nick! More opinions! And the thrilling conclusion to the worst fanfic ever heard by man! Shaka brah!
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Episode 89: Nick Solo Variety Alien Time Show - Hawaii Vacation
Nick is reporting live from his homeland to bring you cryptids, updates, and smutty fanfic to get you through your commute or workweek! God help us.
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Episode 88: The Thunderbird and Other Flying Cryptids
What casts a shadow from above could be a godlike deity out to protect you, or a surviving dinosaur coming to kill you! We go over stories, myths, and legends about what lurks above in our dedicated bird episode!
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